Someone give me a witty new quote for my myspace please?

Someone give me a witty new quote for my myspace please?

%26amp; I'll give you 10 points

Someone give me a witty new quote for my myspace please?

keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

i'd kill for a nobel peace prize.

procrastinate now. don't put it off.

all good ideas look like bad ideas to those who are losers.

i couldn't repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder.

Someone give me a witty new quote for my myspace please?

A few from the best series ever -- Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer:

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know." -- Foaly the centaur ("Artemis Fowl")

"I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared." -- Artemis Fowl ("Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code")

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repetitive laziness is trifling

Someone give me a witty new quote for my myspace please?

"We are all just maggots on the road-kill of decay."

Someone give me a witty new quote for my myspace please?

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

- Dennis Wholey

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I閳ユ獫e never tried before."

- Mae West

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

- Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, in 1943

"Copy from one, it閳ユ獨 plagiarism; copy from two, it閳ユ獨 research."

- Wilson Mizner

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die."

- Klingon Proverb, Star Trek

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"You, minion, are too saucy." Shakespeare *Two Gentleman of Verona, I believe* (I love saying that, it tickles me)

Someone give me a witty new quote for my myspace please?

love is temporary madness

or try

you cant blame gravity for fallling in love